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The Nation That Cried Wolf- 101 Lies We tell Everyday

To the Shopkeeper – I have no change

To the Teacher – The computer ate my assignment

To the Friend who keeps calling – Tinkoo tell him I am in the washroom

To the guest who comes at odd times – Pinkoo tell him I am not home

To the Servant/Masi – No my saas gave me these clothes Sajida, I can`t give them to you

To the boss when we get late – I was stuck in traffic since Fajr

To the Traffic Police Warden – I don`t have change

To Mommy – “…but he pushed me first”

To Bushra – You look sooo pretty

To KESC – We donot know what electricity looks like anymore! KESC guy back to us – Expected time 1 hour sir

To everyone – This is a Yahoodi conspiracy, Pakistan will be broken up into pieces for RAW, CIA and Mossad

To your blog readers- This article contains a list of 101 lies

Seriously what`s wrong with us!? And then we shout and cry, burn cars and buildings saying “Down with Amreeka” “Down with Israel” and cook up conspiracy theories about how the world is out to get us (“maybe they are”- stage whisper) because (wait for it-drumroll*) “The Qilla (fortress) of Islam”!!(no seriously say that again and this time with a serious face). Honestly who would waste time destroying us, when we are pretty self-sufficient at that (if nothing else) ourselves . We are nothing but a bunch of crooks that would probably pick the pocket of the hand that was lending us money in the first place. That, dear reader, is the state of our sorry selves. And the root cause of all our problems is that we are a nation of liars, make that pack of liars, as we aren’t even fit to be called a “nation” yet. Never do we think twice about breaking the law, taking bribes, cheating, stealing, wasting official resources and the list goes on…because we know at the end of the day we can lie our way through. Seriously if lying were a paid profession, the Rupee would be 110 Euros and not the other way around right now. Remember the song we used to sing as kids: Liar! Liar!pants on fire!? Well literally the nation`s pants are on fire now cz the country is burning in the aftermath of our deeds, as shall we burn in the hell-fire in the here-after, (morbid yes, but true) . In Surah Mohammad(s) Allah says:

“……And Allah is Self- Sufficient, and it is you that are needy. And if you turn your backs, He will bring in your stead a people other than you, then they will not be like you”

The Prophet (S) said:

“The signs of the hypocrite are three: when he speaks, he lies, when he makes a promise he breaks it, and when he is entrusted with something he breaks that trust.” (al-Bukhaari, Muslim)

And we all know where the hypocrites will end up! We need to do some major soul-searching asap.”

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